I’ve got a cold. Only about 60% of my tastebuds are working, and I wish they weren’t; my mouth tastes like the wrong end of a badger. This leaves me functionally without appetite…and writing about food’s making me feel ever-so-slightly nauseous.
So today, instead of the usual order of things, we’re going to have a caption competition. The person who submits the best caption in the comments wins two spice grinders – one filled with coffee beans, chocolate and rock sugar (it’s Jamie Oliver branded, but don’t let that put you off – excellent over ice cream or to finish chocolate desserts) and one South African grinder by Elements of Spice filled with sea salt, fennel seeds, Chinese ginger, lemon peel, coriander, celery, mint and cardamom. These things are brilliant added to some olive oil as a dry marinade for chicken pieces or as a sprinkle over popcorn.
I’m happy to mail these anywhere in the world, so this is open to all readers. Here’s your picture: get captioning! The winner will be announced on August 10.
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You ate what?!
I suppose you’re wondering what I’m doing, working at a place like the Kit Kat Club.
“I’m just a statue… I’m just a statue… Mouse, you can come a little closer… I’m just a statue…”kayspa
“i thought you said we were going to a kitty bar!”
Ellen
u eatz unshelled prawns? oh noes!
You took my kittens to the pet shop?!…. What, are you completely insane?!That’s just the last straw, from now on you catch and dispose of your own rodents!
Gilly
actually scrap the last one and use this:
unshelled prawns? O RLY? wai?
DIET!?!?
What do you mean “You’re not supposed to eat the WHOLE pufferfish?”
~AnnaBelle
Do you expect me to eat THAT?
What? You ate my chorizo? I was saving that!
You’re going to put that up my WHAT?!?
Revolted cat is revolted
What, human eat that? yuck!
I iz in ur pyramids gardin’ ur faroes
… and then it turned out that the Brussels Pate I thought I’d been eating for years was just plain Whiskas!
“Oh no. Not the pastry brush. You have no IDEA where that’s been.”
… you are feeling sleepy … at the count of three you will wake up and go to the Harrods deli counter for caviar for me.
What do you mean “not organic”!
i think its really nice